SRK

I am a big SRK fan. Very big.
People around me know it. (Those who should know, know it)
Some call me DON. (A name that hardly suits me.)
My office name in Bangalore though is AJ. (yah. I am now in bangalore. Those who should know, know)
My number in Banglore.(Surprisingly, some who should know, dont know it)
I have NOT watched Om Shanti Om (Yes.. its true. You have to believe it)
Its there in the laptop besides me. (No. Dont assume. i dont have a laptop)
I have been trying to get a laptop from US since last one month..(But Only some of the people who should know , know)
I have watched many faltu hindi movies recently, but not OSO (SRK is all over the place these days. you need a change, kadaa? )
SRK rulz!! (Thats always true. Doesnt matter whether somebody knows or not)